Hopeful Hero Maker Mugs

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

The Authentic Christmas.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"How are we on bread?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'You can't beat home groan.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Statue of a housewife.

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Yes, sir... Thanks to Officer Parker's self-made cake, we got the guy!'

"How much weight can it hold?"

Lift chair fun!

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.