Heroic Hopeful Gifts

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

My Hero

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

Speed Dating

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."