Heroic Hopeful Gifts

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

My Hero

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Speed Dating

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"So how was your date with Smiley?"