Heartfelt Hopeful Gifts

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Romance

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Lovers swimming underwater

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Inbox and Outbox

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Coronovirus dreams

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

' Love and pole vault'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Valentines

Bike Romance

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Palm tree in love...

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Lion Toupee

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'