Superhero Squad Member Wannabe Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 17

Super Student

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

No Action Comics

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Superheroes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

Mayhem, Inc. Part 11