Superhero Squad Member Wannabe Pillows

Super Student

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Inaction Figure

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

No Action Comics

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Superheroes.

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."