Supervillain Wannabe Gifts

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Scarpia from Tosca

"I've been genetically modified!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

More Pardons

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Caped Character

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"There just aren't any good parts."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'