Supervillain Fan Gifts

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"I found a vicious sidekick. Can I pleeease keep him?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The devil you know and his plus one

Scarpia from Tosca

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Stonehenge Explained

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"