Villain Lover Pillows

Dolly in Hugh's arms

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm melting!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Evil Villain.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Birth of Darth Vader

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Fresh Blood In Politics

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."