Villain Lover Mugs

Hand sanitizer. Evil hand sanitizer.

Dolly in Hugh's arms

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Yes!" "We blew up our planet!"

"I'm melting!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I'm the bad guy..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

More Pardons

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Evil Villain.

Lee Van Cleef

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

George Baker

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Fresh Blood In Politics

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Birth of Darth Vader

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?