Literary Villain Enthusiast Mugs

"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Evil Villain.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Lee Van Cleef

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Birth of Darth Vader

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

George Baker

Villain Academy

Caped Character

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader

"Ruling the world is a nice ambition, but shouldn't you have a backup plan?"

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"