Villain Aficionado Mugs

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

Laser Beam Playing Record.

Evil Villain.

Stagg's demand

"Talk about supply chain issues. . . there haven't been any children nibbling on my house for weeks!"

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

"You've nailed the evil leer, but tittering 'MWEEHEEHEE'? That needs work."

Villain Academy

Mothman confronts his arch enemy.

Evil Genius.

Arch enemy.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Night of the Zombonies.

Scarpia from Tosca

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Treasure Island Book.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'