Villain Lovers Pillows

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

More Pardons

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Evil Villain.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Birth of Darth Vader

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'