Villain Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Evil Villain.

Lee Van Cleef

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Fresh Blood In Politics

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

George Baker

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'