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Damocles

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Scarpia from Tosca

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

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Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Evil Villain.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'