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Damocles

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

Astral Projection

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

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Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Evil Villain.

Happy Valentine's Day

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Lee Van Cleef

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."