Villain Fan T-Shirts

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader

Hand sanitizer. Evil hand sanitizer.

'I don't like to go to the cinema. At the movies, the good guys always win, there's nobody I can identify with...' (Caption may be modified.)

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Mask and Cape

Maleficent

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Evil Villain.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Lee Van Cleef

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Birth of Darth Vader

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."