Villain Fan T-Shirts

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader

'I don't like to go to the cinema. At the movies, the good guys always win, there's nobody I can identify with...' (Caption may be modified.)

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Mask and Cape

Maleficent

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

More Pardons

Evil Villain.

'Another Scotch?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"Never think outside the box!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Birth of Darth Vader

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Vampire Humor

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.