Villain Admirers T-Shirts

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Evil Villain.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Lee Van Cleef

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Candy Corn Dracula

George Baker

Birth of Darth Vader

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Caped Character

Villain Academy

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Sauron's Sore Eye

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader