Villain Pillows

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

More Pardons

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Evil Villain.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Birth of Darth Vader

Caped Character

Villain Academy

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Sauron's Sore Eye

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"Ruling the world is a nice ambition, but shouldn't you have a backup plan?"

"There just aren't any good parts."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."