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Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I'm the bad guy..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Evil Villain.

Lee Van Cleef

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

George Baker

Birth of Darth Vader

Villain Academy

Caped Character

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Old Darth Vader

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe