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Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

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"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Lee Van Cleef

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

George Baker

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Birth of Darth Vader

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Caped Character

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Villain Academy

Old Darth Vader

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

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