Villainy Appreciator T-Shirts

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Evil Villain.

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Lee Van Cleef

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Birth of Darth Vader

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

George Baker

Caped Character

Villain Academy

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Sauron's Sore Eye

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe