Villains Pillows

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

Old Darth Vader

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

More Pardons

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Evil Aspiration

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Evil Villain.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Birth of Darth Vader

Caped Character

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Villain Academy

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Sauron's Sore Eye

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"There just aren't any good parts."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

"You've nailed the evil leer, but tittering 'MWEEHEEHEE'? That needs work."