Vilifying Villains Pillows

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Caped Character

"Ruling the world is a nice ambition, but shouldn't you have a backup plan?"

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Old Darth Vader

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"There just aren't any good parts."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

Max von Sydow

Vladimir Putin

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

Damocles

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"