Villain Role-player Pillows

'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Scarpia from Tosca

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

More Pardons

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Hunding

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Caped Character