Villain Role-player Pillows

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Hunding

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Congratulations on opening night."

Caped Character

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'