
"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."
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"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."
Scarpia from Tosca
Mayhem, Inc. Part 29
"I'm the bad guy..."
Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.
More Pardons
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.
'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'
"I'm sick and tired of black."
'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'
Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies
The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).
"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."
'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'
Caped Character
Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!
"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"
'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'
Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.
"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."
"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"
"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."
Old Darth Vader
"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."
"Ruling the world is a nice ambition, but shouldn't you have a backup plan?"
Sauron's Sore Eye
"There just aren't any good parts."
'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'
"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"
Evil Queen
Max von Sydow
Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.
Vladimir Putin
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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