Villains Gifts

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

Evil Queen

Old Darth Vader

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

More Pardons

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 27

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Evil Aspiration

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

Scarpia from Tosca

The Joker at the eye doctor.

"I'm the bad guy..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Evil Villain.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Lee Van Cleef

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

George Baker

Birth of Darth Vader

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Caped Character

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Villain Academy