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Fresh Blood In Politics

Dracula's false teeth

'I'm quite impressed with your blood thirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I had to quit my job as a day trader."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."