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Dracula's false teeth

'I'm quite impressed with your blood thirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I had to quit my job as a day trader."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Astral Projection

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."