Vampires Pillows

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

"B negative, and make it a double."

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

Vampire feeding her baby with a hospital blood drip

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

A vampire's pet peeves.

'I'd better warn you - I've got high cholesterol!'

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

Blood Desert

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

'He's out all night and sleeps all day.'

'Who ordered the steak with garlic sauce...?'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'This is a stick up!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.