Watching Horror Films Gifts

'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Horror film becomes reality...

'What happened?...Where am I?...Wait a minute, you're not my regular doctor!'

I love Horror Films

'They call it the holidays, but we call it 'The Purge.'"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

hard-boiled egg...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Canine Scentipede

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Zombies.

"Werewolves of London..."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.