Horror Films Gifts

Night of the living will

'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'

"Don't go in there!"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

The cinema of the Absurd.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

Happy Halloween

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

Professor Tulp meets his match

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"I heard this movie is so scary."

I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

"Seriously? Unless it is N95 and properly fitted, a mask is totally ineffective."

“This particular variety was incredibly full-bodied.”

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Horror Movie Justice