Horror Films Gifts

Night of the living will

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Bates Motel Birdhouse

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Happy Halloween

The cinema of the Absurd.

Professor Tulp meets his match

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

"I was different people then!"

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."

Night of the Living Extroverts

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"I heard this movie is so scary."

"I'm not worried that he plays with dolls-- I'm worried that he thinks they're possessed."

"Excuse me... We're looking for the Black Lagoon."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

“This particular variety was incredibly full-bodied.”

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

'If I see one more horror movie about serial killers... I'll scream.'