Horror Movies Gifts

People of the Fall

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."

"Any side effects aside from ringing in the ears?"

The Walking TED Talk.

"If you want him as a client, don't mention the FANG stocks. Master completely missed the boat -- and he does recognize the irony."

"I see dead people!"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Happy Halloween!

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

Effects of the new 3D technology.

Occupational Therapy

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

Frankenstein as a boy

Monster in optician.

'Alright...who's hand is this in the cookie jar?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dracula wants Your Blood

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

'The motel was nothing fancy but it was clean and they were too tired and hungry to care....'

'But on a positive note, my brain should be safe during a zombie apocalypse.'

The Horror Film Director.

Canine Scent-ipede.

Carrie White

The Bride of Frankenstein

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"