Horror Movies Gifts

People of the Fall

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

"Any side effects aside from ringing in the ears?"

"I see dead people!"

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"If you want him as a client, don't mention the FANG stocks. Master completely missed the boat -- and he does recognize the irony."

Happy Halloween!

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."

Occupational Therapy

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

'But on a positive note, my brain should be safe during a zombie apocalypse.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Monster in optician.

Effects of the new 3D technology.

Dracula wants Your Blood

'The motel was nothing fancy but it was clean and they were too tired and hungry to care....'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Frankenstein as a boy

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"My name is Donald and I revenge everything. President evil: apocalypse"

The Texas Chainsaw Quilting Bee

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Baby's first horror movies

"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"