Scary Movies Gifts

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Don't go in there!!"

Trick or treat surprise.

'Okay, watch this human movie but don't wake up screaming at night because you are dreaming off humans under your bed!'

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

The Stalking Dead

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'