Scary Movies Pillows

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Trick or treat surprise.

'Okay, watch this human movie but don't wake up screaming at night because you are dreaming off humans under your bed!'

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

The Stalking Dead

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Herman Mankiewicz

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"