Watching Horror Movies Pillows

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

Night of the Living Dentists

"Oh no, not another horror story."

"Hopefully you're not hung up on that whole 'Death with Dignity' thing."

Horror movies

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

House of Horror

"This monster you're afraid of sounds a lot like the one in that movie I said you weren't allowed to watch."

"Shoo!"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'My wife here has the body of a twenty year old. . . Also the brain of a thirty-nine year old, legs of a twenty-four year old. . .

'Stand up. You have visitors. There are hundreds of villagers outside, carrying torches and asking for you.'

"We're sending you out a little early, due to the chronic bed shortage"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Don't worry. I'm not a vampire. I just haven't washed my hair in a while. And I've been turning up my collar since high school.'

Creepy Delivery.

Night of the Inner Demons

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

hard-boiled egg...

'He likes to power nap.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Ghost School.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.