Scary Films Gifts

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Horror movies for pumpkins

I love Horror Films

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Director/Action Man toy.

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."