Scary Themes Gifts

Vampire with a violin

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Zombonies.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Horror writer.

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

Trick or treat surprise.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Poetry reading nightly

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"No, I'm scarier."