Scary Themes Gifts

Vampire with a violin

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Night of the Zombonies.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Don't go in there!!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Horror writer.

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Trick or treat surprise.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Poetry reading nightly

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

"No, I'm scarier."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.