Watching Halloween Movies Gifts

'Bring me a brain with no baggage!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Swinging on a star.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Here we are."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Vlad the Impala