Watching Halloween Movies Prints

'Bring me a brain with no baggage!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Zombie standup

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Here we are."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"