Dragonslayer T-Shirts

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Diolch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Love your ambiance!"