Dragonslayer Dreamer Gifts

Warrior Woman

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.