Dragonslayer Dreamer Gifts

Warrior Woman

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"