Doomsayer Gifts

The world is coming to an end again.

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'Yup, that sign has been in my family going on five generations.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

End of world nigh!!!

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"OK Zoomer!"

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'The End is Near'

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

The end of baseball season is near

'You can take that off now.'

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

"The end is near."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"