When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.
Doomsayers Gifts
Searching for something special for the doomsayer in your life? Our collection offers witty and tongue-in-cheek items that poke fun at the end-of-the-world mindset. Whether they enjoy a good laugh about impending doom or just like quirky, thought-provoking designs, you'll find creative mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make a perfect gift. Each piece is crafted with humor and a touch of irony, making it an ideal choice for those who see the glass as half empty but still love to smile.
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Free speech isn't cheap!
Apocalypse Research Center
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"The good news is it's brightening up..."
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
End of world nigh!!!
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
How to survive the coming crash.
Climate Change Contingency House
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"The end of the world is nigh."
The End is Nigh
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
Prepare to meet your author today!
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"OK, now here comes the lava."
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'
'They're finally taking me seriously.'
World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience
"You took your time!"
'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'
"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."
'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').
How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
Doomsday Clock.
Doomsayers Gifts Collection
Doomsayers Mugs
Explore our range of mugs crafted for doomsayers, perfect for adding humor to your morning routine or as a humorous gift.
Doomsayers Pillows
Discover amusing pillows with witty sayings that make a cozy, humorous statement for doomsayer decor.
Doomsayers Prints
Check out our prints with clever and darkly humorous artwork, ideal for fans of irony and sarcastic wit.
Doomsayers T-Shirts
Browse our collection of doomsayer t-shirts, featuring sarcastic slogans and funny designs to showcase your dark humor with style.