Modern Doomsayer Gifts

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

How to survive the coming crash.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Prepare to meet your author today!

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"