Modern Doomsayer Gifts

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

Prepare to meet your author today!

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

The End is Nigh

"OK, now here comes the lava."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"