Comical Doomsayer Gifts

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Doomsday marketing

End of world nigh!!!

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Climate Change Contingency House

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Prepare to meet your author today!

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

TGI Doomsday.

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"OK Zoomer!"

The end is near...regulate banks too big to fail!

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'The End is Near'

The end of baseball season is near

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."