Digital Doomsayer Gifts

"OK Zoomer!"

Millenium bug

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Man and Machine snoozing

Keep on Truckin.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!