Digital Doomsayer T-Shirts

"OK Zoomer!"

Millenium bug

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Free speech isn't cheap!

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The Personal ATM

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Man and Machine snoozing

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.