Digital Doomsdayer T-Shirts

Wary of the cloud

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Man and Machine snoozing

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The Personal ATM

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."