Digital Doomsdayer T-Shirts

Wary of the cloud

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Man and Machine snoozing

The Personal ATM

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?