Doomsayer Mugs

The world is coming to an end again.

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'Yup, that sign has been in my family going on five generations.'

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

End of world nigh!!!

How to survive the coming crash.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"OK Zoomer!"

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

'The End is Near'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

The end of baseball season is near

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

Of all the days to sleep in!