Cheerful Doomsayer Mugs

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

A man cheers

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Free speech isn't cheap!

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

How to survive the coming crash.

End of world nigh!!!

Doomsday marketing

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Prepare to meet your author today!

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"OK Zoomer!"

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

The end is near...regulate banks too big to fail!

The end of baseball season is near

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

You can stand under my umbrella.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'The End is Near'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

The world is coming to an end again.