Apocalypse Predictor Gifts

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you €100. If not, you'll pay me €100, deal?'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Zombie Problems

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Busy, Busy, Busy

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

How to survive the coming crash.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

doom.com

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

Climate Change Contingency House

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning