Catastrophe Predictor Gifts

Searching for a playful way to surprise the catastrophe predictor in your world? Our collection of creatively themed products—mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—capture their love for chaos with humor and charm. Perfect for those who embrace their unpredictable nature and can laugh at life's surprises.

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Scandals Foretold

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?" mockup

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

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'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.' mockup

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

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Beware of the 4th quarter.

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'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.' mockup

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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Venice Floods

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Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine. mockup

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

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The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard mockup

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?" mockup

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

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doom.com

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'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.' mockup

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

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Climate Change Contingency House

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'Took longer than I thought it would.' mockup

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

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Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose! mockup

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

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Doom Gloom.

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A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near mockup

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

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'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.' mockup

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

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"I've half a mind to protest."

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Mr. Science Times

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Cluster Catastrophe

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'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?' mockup

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

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'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...' mockup

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

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"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?" mockup

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

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Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong. mockup

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

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"Ambitions... to be proved wrong." mockup

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

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Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'. mockup

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

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'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

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"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist." mockup

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

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Catastrophe Predictor Gifts Collection

Catastrophe Predictor Mugs

Explore our collection of catastrophe predictor mugs—quintessential for anyone who loves humor and unpredictability in their daily routine.

Catastrophe Predictor Pillows

Discover our hilarious catastrophe predictor pillows—adding fun and personality to any room or lounge.

Catastrophe Predictor Prints

Browse our witty catastrophe predictor prints, a fun way to celebrate chaos with engaging, creative artwork.

Catastrophe Predictor T-Shirts

Find the perfect catastrophe predictor t-shirt to showcase their playful, chaotic side with humor and style.